Denis Leary’s Merry F***in’ Christmas: Twas the Night Before Christmas with Charlie Murphy (by comedycentral)
It’s about God damn time Santa got what he wanted for Christmas.
“You think I like doing this? 300 million plus homes in one night? Getting the shit beat out of me from dads who think I’m breaking into their house? Go f**k yourself.” - Jolly Ole’ Saint Nick
Santa Is Quite Terrifying!
For Those Who Have Ever Dreamed of Taking a Dump on Santa!
The True Spirit of the Holidays
Just Because You Live in Your Car Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Decorate Your House for Christmas!
Have Yourself A Very Crappy Christmas!
Rudolph ain’t the only one with a polished knob at the end of the night. Merry Christmas, everybody.