Denis Leary’s Merry F***in’ Christmas: Twas the Night Before Christmas with Charlie Murphy (by comedycentral)

It’s about God damn time Santa got what he wanted for Christmas.

It’s about God damn time Santa got what he wanted for Christmas.

"You think I like doing this? 300 million plus homes in one night? Getting the shit beat out of me from dads who think I’m breaking into their house? Go f**k yourself." - Jolly Ole’ Saint Nick

"You think I like doing this? 300 million plus homes in one night? Getting the shit beat out of me from dads who think I’m breaking into their house? Go f**k yourself." - Jolly Ole’ Saint Nick

Santa Is Quite Terrifying!

Santa Is Quite Terrifying!

For Those Who Have Ever Dreamed of Taking a Dump on Santa!

For Those Who Have Ever Dreamed of Taking a Dump on Santa!

The True Spirit of the Holidays

The True Spirit of the Holidays

Just Because You Live in Your Car Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Decorate Your House for Christmas!

Just Because You Live in Your Car Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Decorate Your House for Christmas!

Have a Dog-Humping Xmas!

Have a Dog-Humping Xmas!

Have Yourself A Very Crappy Christmas!

Have Yourself A Very Crappy Christmas!

Rudolph ain’t the only one with a polished knob at the end of the night. Merry Christmas, everybody.

Rudolph ain’t the only one with a polished knob at the end of the night. Merry Christmas, everybody.