Denis Leary’s Merry F***in’ Christmas: Twas the Night Before Christmas with Charlie Murphy (by comedycentral)

It’s about God damn time Santa got what he wanted for Christmas.

“You think I like doing this? 300 million plus homes in one night? Getting the shit beat out of me from dads who think I’m breaking into their house? Go f**k yourself.” - Jolly Ole’ Saint Nick

Santa Is Quite Terrifying!

For Those Who Have Ever Dreamed of Taking a Dump on Santa!

The True Spirit of the Holidays

Just Because You Live in Your Car Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Decorate Your House for Christmas!

Have a Dog-Humping Xmas!

Have Yourself A Very Crappy Christmas!

Rudolph ain’t the only one with a polished knob at the end of the night. Merry Christmas, everybody.